"I hate these things. I'm always the last one to get picked to dance."
"These will look great in Le Museum and no one will ever miss them."
"No more autographs, PLEASE!"
Number 2, step forward and say, "before I put another notch on my lipstick case"
Which will it be, Harold?
Bachelorette #1, Bachelorette #2, or Bachelorette #3?
"No matter how many tequilas I have, Liz, I'm never gonna believe you're Pat Benatar."
Thanks for always being there--and for always being YOU!